The various alcohols in your system battle with, and defeat, your powers of reason.

You decide you need to see the ocean and there is nothing anyone can say to change your mind. Before long, you find yourself on a bus to the coast, which is about an hour away. You've stocked up on beer to keep yourself going. Your friend declined to come with you.

The bus reaches its destination and, still hammered beyond sensibility, you get yourself on a ferry to somewhere you have never heard of. You take a seat and almost immediately pass out.

A few hours later you wake up with a monstrous headache and feeling very queasy. You soon realize that your queasiness is not caused solely by your intemperance the previous evening. The boat you are on, which you don't remember boarding or even why you would be on one at all, is caught in a fairly severe storm. There are only two other passengers and they look extremely frightened.

The storm and the horrible boat ride seem interminable. The sun sets and you realize that the boat may be lost at sea.

Sometime during the sleepless night, lights flash outside and you see the silhouettes of approaching ships. You are saved!

Unfortunately, they turn out to be the North Korean Navy. You and the other passengers are placed under arrest and spend the rest of your lives on work farms in the remote mountains of North Korea.

This adventure, sadly, never ends.

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