No variation of button pressing seems to do the trick and all the connections appear to be fully intact. Every time you push "start," all it does is shudder and beep. You start to get frustrated.

Soon, you find yourself kicking at the machine in a rage brought on by its recalcitrance and your own feelings of cultural confusion. It all culminates in a thorough shaking of the machine, causing a connection to break and water to spray everywhere. You slip, grab at the machine to hold yourself up but only manage to bring it down with you. Your chest is crushed and you die a painful, gasping death.

The adventure is over.

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