He gets really angry at you for doubting him and storms off, leaving you alone and confused in a foreign grocery store. You decide that, if he is that sensitive about it, he probably isn't that secure about himself and you take an even closer look at the "mustard." It is then that you see the bananas on the bottle. Clearly, it is not mustard. You put it back on the shelf, at the same time coming to the conclusion that all his food suggestions are suspect and decide to put them all back, too. You then begin to do your shopping alone.

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